Monday, July 23, 2012

Funny conversations

A few nights ago, we had this conversation at dinner:
Drew: Mom, Jesus fly?
Mom: No, Jesus doesn't fly.  He's just everywhere.
Sam: Jesus eat?
Dad: No, Jesus doesn't eat food.
Sam: Me fly.  I can do it. (firm nod of the head)

Dad: Gus, do you know what a legume is?
Gus: No.
Sam:  I know.

Dad: Sam, where does hamburger come from?
Sam:  (long pause)  The store.

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